Whoo-hoo!
Geronimo!
Cannonball!
(SHUDDERING)
Come on, Timmy. Hurry up!
I can't... I can't do it.
Ah, Timmy, don't be such a weenie.
Yeah, what a weenie.
(SNIFFLES)
I blew it.
Oh. Hey there, Timmy.
Why so sad?
Hey, Mr. Mayor.
(SIGHS) They called me a weenie.
Why, you're acting like that's a bad thing.
Isn't it?
(LAUGHS)
Oh, Timmy.
♪ Now, some may say that "weenie"
♪ Is a bad thing to be called
♪ When they hear someone say it
♪ They are terribly appalled
♪ But I'm of the opinion One hundred percent
♪ That being called a weenie Is the greatest compliment
♪ 'Cause every one of us is a weenie
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be
♪ Some of us are big some are teeny
Teeny!
♪ If you're feeling flustered Just add a little mustard
Oh, yeah!
♪ You can call us hot dogs Or you can call us franks
♪ You can call us anything As long as you give thanks
♪ That every one of us is a weenie
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be
Wait a minute, so you mean...
♪ Every one of us is a weenie
That's right!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be
♪ What about the girl in the bikini?
Ooh. (GIGGLES)
♪ You may think I'm jestin' But her skin is pig intestine
♪ Weenies can be broiled or fried Or if you're really brave
Wow!
♪ You could spend a couple minutes In a microwave
Too long? (COUGHS)
♪ Every one of us is a weenie
A weenie!
BOTH: ♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be
♪ Oh, sure, maybe some of us are kosher
(GREETING IN HEBREW)
♪ The British have their bangers
BOTH: Hello!
♪ The Germans have their brats ALL: Prost!
♪ The Poles have their kielbasa Always boiling in their pots
(SPEAKING POLISH)
♪ The Spanish have chorizo Olé!
♪ The ltalians have salami Ciao!
But where do we all come from?
♪ Ask your daddy or your mommy
ALL: ♪ Every one of us is a weenie
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be
♪ This one over here is a genie
♪ I can grant your wishes Because I'm so delicious
♪ Each of us is different It doesn't really matter
♪ If we're sliced up in a can
♪ Or on a stick and dipped in batter
ALL: ♪ Every one of us is a weenie
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be
Yeah!
♪ It's a thrill on a grill
♪ So much fun in a bun
♪ When you're a weenie you are number one
♪ Yes, every one of us is a weenie
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
Is that Timmy?
Whoo-hoo!
I'm a weenie!